Gerald is an evil motherfucker
Now,
that's what I'm talking about. Now do you guys see why we're friends? The guy writes about sentimental crap for weeks, putting everyone off their guard and then he comes up with this venomous shit, making the blow that much harder for everyone. I was laughing my fucking ass off when I read it. Gerald, my dear fellow Avatar of Alcohol, that was short but most definitely sweet.