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Monday, December 20, 2004
Here's another joke I spotted at collegehumor.com. Kinda reminds me of this one.
Three Mice
Three mice are sitting in a bar having a beer when the first mouse says “ You know I’m the toughest mouse around, when I come across a mouse trap I lay on my back knock the cheese off with my tail and catch the bar with my hands when it comes down and push it up and down 20 times.”
The second mouse says, “ That’s not so tough when I see some rat poison I collect it and grind it up and put it in my coffee in the morning. It gives me a good buzz all day.”
The first 2 mice looked at the 3rd mouse and he said,” I don’t have time to sit here and listen to you two tell all of these big lies, I have to go home and fuck the cat.”
