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Thursday, July 28, 2005
Super Babe

Ok, I went to Lollipop on Tuesday night, along with . . . well, actually you can read all about it on Eileen's blog. Anyway, the purpose of this post is because I want to introduce the world to one of the the top 3 hottest women I've ever had the pleasure of meeting in real life. I Rock, You Suck proudly presents the awesomely delectable Cyprus!

Ain't she a cutie? Not only is she hot, she is also extremely nice because she has given me cigarettes and a massage before (yes, yes, my affections are easily bought, sue me) and she dances extremely well. She also sings well. Cyprus is as perfect as they come, guys. When you're looking at Eileen's post, check out the video link at the end of it. Actually just check this out lah. It's fucking hilarious, but the voice belongs to Cyprus. A hot chick with a nice voice who can dance well and gave me cigarettes and massage and also sings in Hokkien and Japanese. Where to find, like that?? Hahahaha.

(Told you I'd make you famous, babe)

To the rest of you schmucks: No, I do not have her number so don't bug me for it.
I do have her no. though. I wouldn't mind giving it to any of you out there if you would just simply get down on your knees and beg for it.
Wah, brudder. So 绝 meh!
er.. number i don't want lah address can or not?

p.s: before i end this comment i want to say blinkymummy is still the hottest around.

p.s p.s: i had to do this. really.
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zhe bin: if you'd seen her in real life, you'd change your mind. coz cyp's BEYOND GODLIKE!!!
Injenue, you sound so much like Adrian lah!
Zhe Bin: Of course! He's my brother!
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