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Monday, March 07, 2005

Ciara

The Feisty Bitch just showed me something mindblowing yesterday. Here's a tip for all you headcounts out there. If you're like me and enjoy watching good dancers dance, or if you just plain admire the female form in motion, go check out the music video of "1 2 Step" by Ciara. You can view it on Yahoo! provided your connection is fast enough. I have honestly never seen a female singer who can dance as well as she does since Michael Jackson. In fact, I would say she's even better than Wacko Jacko, because she's fucking hot to boot. Well, female dancers usually have hot bodies, but she has a hot face as well. Oh my fucking God, just go watch it already.

I'm not usually a fan of the whole MTV schtick, but damn, she's good. If you do not fucking know how to search for her video on Yahoo!, you do not deserve to read this blog either. Kindly put yourself out of your own misery.

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she has absolutely nothing on michael jackson.

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